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Some bad bee jokes:
"What do unionized bees ask for? More honey and shorter working flowers."
"What would bears be without bees? Just ears."
"What do you call a bee that lands on a racing dog? A Greyhound buzz."
"The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeping idea, there exists an equal and opposite idea.
The Second Law of Beekeeping: They’re both wrong."
And last:
"What do you say when bees colonize your chest cavity and start a farm? Bees till my beating heart."